Yet more Tory sleaze….

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Beebo

Veteran
Following this talk of Bone and boners, the chaps here should see this ...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

“The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising.”
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AndyRM

Elder Goth
Since we're, somehow, here, I can confirm that a penile rupture is pretty brutal. Equally as dramatic is a snapped frenulum.

Mercifully I've not been subject to either of these disasters, but have witnessed the aftermath.

Ouch.

On reflection, I suppose discussing dicks and damage on a Tory thread is quite appropriate.
 
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Deleted member 49

Guest
Since we're, somehow, here, I can confirm that a penile rupture is pretty brutal. Equally as dramatic is a snapped frenulum.

Mercifully I've not been subject to either of these disasters, but have witnessed the aftermath.

Ouch.

On reflection, I suppose discussing dicks and damage on a Tory thread is quite appropriate.
Enough....I've a two day hangover !
 

multitool

Shaman
Enough....I've a two day hangover !

Yeah...I remember my first pint too.
 

albion

Guru
https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news...g-barrowman-says-hung-out-to-dry-by-ministers
'I understand why the British public feel angry but their anger should not be directed of Michelle or I [sic]. Yes, Medpro made a profit – which was in line with the margins made by other providers of PPE.'

No. It was a sleazy cash in. The stuff they sourced in the get rich quick scheme was essentially junk.
But in the current scheme of things it really must be worth a knighthood.
 
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