Yet more Tory sleaze….

[AndyRM]

And Labour are running with Gen Kitchen. A marketeer and advertising specialist. She'll fit right in.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I see there is to be another by-election after Peter Bone's has been de-selected by his constituency.

Personally, I think they are being too hardon him.

This post deserves a stiff rebuke.

 

[monkers]

Bloke named 'Bone' gets his wanger out and puts it near the face of another man; results in a bi-erection.

 

[Ian H]

"Einstein lived in my house" (but don't tell anyone or I'll sue).

View: https://twitter.com/ScotNational/status/1736783685532172638

 

[Beebo]

"Einstein lived in my house" (but don't tell anyone or I'll sue).

View: https://twitter.com/ScotNational/status/1736783685532172638

I’m Einstein, and so’s my wife.
But I’ll sue if you tell anyone.

 

[monkers]

Following this talk of Bone and boners, the chaps here should see this ...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I see there is to be another by-election after Peter Bone's has been de-selected by his constituency.

Personally, I think they are being too hardon him.

Come the general election, I’m hoping the entire Tory party get shafted.

 

[BoldonLad]

Come the general election, I’m hoping the entire Tory party get shafted.

Should that be General Erection ?

 

[BoldonLad]

Following this talk of Bone and boners, the chaps here should see this ...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

Since the figures are for Germany, perhaps, it is all the schnapps (snaps) ?

 

[Ian H]

Following this talk of Bone and boners, the chaps here should see this ...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

A friend who runs an HR consultancy says the highlight of his year is when the disciplinary cases come in after office xmas parrties.

 

[monkers]

Since the figures are for Germany, perhaps, it is all the schnapps (snaps) ?

Oh I thought the data was for Poles.

 

[matticus]

Following this talk of Bone and boners, the chaps here should see this ...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...ile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

Someone had a lot of fun writing that:

In fact, “if every day was like Christmas, 43% more penile fractures would have occurred in Germany from 2005 on”, Pyrgides said.

 

[matticus]

A friend who runs an HR consultancy says the highlight of his year is when the disciplinary cases come in after office xmas parrties.

A senior colleague - describing his own xmas party drunkenness - used the lovely phrase "potentially career-limiting shenanigans".

 

[icowden]

Come the general election, I’m hoping the entire Tory party get shafted.

To be honest I struggle to see any scenario in which that doesn't happen.

Speaking as someone who is pretty middle ground but grew up in a Conservative voting household and as someone who voted for Major and Cameron, I wouldn't vote for a Conservative. I think there are a great many middle of the road people who would normally vote Conservative who will not do so.

The biggest issue is likely to be that Labour don't get enough MPs to form a majority. In order to get a majority they need to win seats in Scotland in particular. The SNP have done them a favour by drastically reducing their popularity over the last year or so however. In seats like mine they will almost certainly go Lib Dem or Green.

At the moment these chaps are predicting a Labour landslide.
https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/homepage.html

120 Conservative MPs, 459 Labour MPs, 31 Lib Dems, 17 SNP, 4 Plaid and 1 Green (I haven't included Northern Ireland).
Even their worst case is 235 Con, 342 Lab.

 

[albion]

Once upon a time, there were patriotic Conservative politicians. These days there are simply too few to mention.