How many local barber shops do you have?

[Fab Foodie]

I'll try to bring a stash of Grade A turnips to barter with.

The Manglewurzle to Turnip exchange rate is currently quite good round these parts....

Our local bank!

 

[classic33]

A local one was subjected to a third police raid due to the activities in the adjoining "empty" property.
For the third time cannabis has been found growing in the basements of both properties.

It's the fourth, and newest, barbers on a street of nine shops. They now outnumber phone and vape shops in the town centre.

 

[spen666]

There was one in Northampton who insisted on telling me the Moon landings were faked in Hollywood.

Everyone knows it was filmed in Arizona, not Hollywood

 

[AndyRM]

Nah, it was Nevada.

 

[Hitchington]

Dozens. We're a hirsute lot down south.

 

[AndyRM]

Dozens. We're a hirsute lot down south.

I didn't realise that genital topiary was a service these establishments offered.

 

[C R]

Everyone knows it was filmed in Arizona, not Hollywood

Nope, everyone knows that Kubrik insisted on filming on location for authenticity.

 

[AndyRM]

Nope, everyone knows that Kubrik insisted on filming on location for authenticity.

Definitely wasn't Kubrick, the landing craft wasn't in the centre of the frame.

 

[lazybloke]

Dorking used to be famous for it's many pubs and antique shops. Not so many of them now, but a quick google for barbers shows 13 within a 350metre radius. 13!!!!

 

[matticus]

Dorking used to be famous for it's many pubs and antique shops. Not so many of them now, but a quick google for barbers shows 13 within a 350metre radius. 13!!!!

... and "Headmasters" was the best pun name any came up with.

Sad.

 

[Bazzer]

... and "Headmasters" was the best pun name any came up with.

Sad.

I know of one called Bobbitts, that has been has been trading for many years and which has the strapline beneath the name, "Call in for a quick snip".

 

[icowden]

... and "Headmasters" was the best pun name any came up with.

Sad.

Headmasters is not a barber shop. Nor is Sebastien's Hair. There are 8 barbers in that area, not 13.

Still seems like a lot though.

 

[spen666]

Nah, it was Nevada.

That's what THEY want you to believe

 

[lazybloke]

Headmasters is not a barber shop. Nor is Sebastien's Hair. There are 8 barbers in that area, not 13.

Still seems like a lot though.

I blame any data inaccuracies on Google.

Although my own knowledge is heavily out of date too: Sebastian's was a barbers in the 1990s!

 

[icowden]

Although my own knowledge is heavily out of date too: Sebastian's was a barbers in the 1990s!

Maybe they went upmarket. They definitely say they are a ladies hair salon now :-)