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mudsticks

Squire

Corny ??

(Sorry it's a farmerista 'funny' )

It must have been re-introduced as I remember it well into my teens either in rolls or boxes. Izal and Boots own brand were what we had at home but rellies had Bronco.

Similar product was in the bogs at school each sheet endorsed Now Wash Your Hands. WRCC. WRCC was of course the West Riding County Council but we came up with a number of (rude) alternatives in which the the C stood in for female gentilia.

Hard paper was still standard issue on government departments until c1982 when they supplied the soft stuff. We were given strict instructions to use the older stock first...

I remember it at primary school.

Not sure about a 'big school' I seemed to have blotted (hur hur) most memories of that out..
 
Dear Bronco,

thankyou for your interest in our vacant Dictionary Corner position. As a follower of our show you'll know our remit is to inform and entertain. That you lack lexical rigour, empathic warmth and inclusive humour means we shan't be inviting you to interview; have instead given the post to a sour-tempered stoat with a head injury. A head injury and Tourette's.

We'll keep your application on file. And will get it out from time to time when we need a chuckle. While we concede that your terminally asphyxiating a Cycling sub-forum over years of humourless reactionary shithousery (listed in your 'Achievements') is testament to a certain grim doggedness, it's perhaps not the feather in your cap you imagine it to be?

Nor is 'Gammon' an ethnicity.

Best wishes,

The Countdown Team.
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Is it possible to be both “po-faced” and laughing out loud at the same time? Susie?
 
Corny ??

(Sorry it's a farmerista 'funny' )



I remember it at primary school.

Not sure about a 'big school' I seemed to have blotted (hur hur) most memories of that out..

I'm sure we had the same WRCC paper at the Grammer School although it was during my time there that the WRCC went and we became part of Greater Leeds.

Did I see you mention somewhere that you're a Yorkie too?
 

mudsticks

Squire
I'm sure we had the same WRCC paper at the Grammer School although it was during my time there that the WRCC went and we became part of Greater Leeds.

Did I see you mention somewhere that you're a Yorkie too?

Born there, and brought up by (mostly) Yorkshire stock .

But not raised in that county.

I still feel very much at home there though..

Beautiful place (mostly) lovely people .

I think by secondary school we had those lapped over sheets - dispensed like Izal, but softer stuff . 🤔

Lavatorial discussions..

So much easier than politics right ??
 

mudsticks

Squire
Just when you thought this thread might already burst at the seams with 'hilarity'
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Who is this 'we' of which you speak?

A little clique on CC?

It will never catch on.
We = the rest of the universe
 
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