My last remaining customer (the one I can't get rid of) phoned today to tell me he's still alive after his heart attack*. Seems to have been, by his account, the life & soul of the ward while he was there. Stent fitted. He thinks it was possibly brought on by a diet of Greggs while he was working all day and a lot of the night calving his cows. So I'll wander over tomorrow to see if I can get his email working again.
*in case it's unclear, I am very pleased by this news
This is my all-time favourite small ad. I always check that it's there. A few months ago it disappeared, but has been appearing regularly again for a while. But who actually buys this service? View attachment 2549